I am seriously curious to know what is sooo fricken awesome about Hannah Montana??? People are going nuts over tickets for this show!!! I mean, I know, your kids love her...but sheez!!!!!

I AM NOT THE HOT HANNAH HOOKUP!!!! 

This is absolutely random, but...

According to Bruce, that's me...The Anti-Poon...aka C**k-Block.

What can I say...in most social situations...getting mine is the first concern. All pee-pees in the room need to take a number while I work.

People often ask me why I always hang out with guys. "If you're a lesbian, wouldn't you enjoy spending time with "people like you" instead of some dudes?" WTF?!?!? This question is rude, annoying and close-minded. Just because I don't want p*nis, doesn't mean that I can't have male friends. I'm black, but I don't exclude my plethora of multi-cultural friends. Diverse cultures, ethnicities, and backgrounds provide a very enjoyable night! Anyway, enough with my venting..back to the original purpose of the blog...why I'm always hanging out with guys...

For starters...I'm a people watcher...nothing makes me happier than to sit in a public place and watch the daily adventures of those that share this world with me. I don't know if you have ever noticed...but people in their day-to-day...are hilarious. They do such silly things! Its like being at the zoo! When around my fellow vag-loving comrades, we tend to glance-at and evaluate the female passers-by. Being in this environment makes it easier to make comments without being slapped. Guys get a kick out of this! I'm sure my guy friends would pay me to hear my thoughts; they're only dirty if I want them to be, hahaha. Don't get me wrong, I have straight female friends too, but most of the time they seem shocked to hear how raunchy my thoughts are on the matter. I don't know why people don't believe me when I say I operate like a male.

People watching aside, another good reason I hang out with guys...rebound options. Being a female who operates like a guy, most women are curious to see how and why I think the way I do. When one of my male friends makes an obnoxious, a-hole comment, I'm there to pick up the pieces. I'm like the knight-ess on the white horse...saving the damsel in distress. If my friends strike out, I try my luck...sometimes it works...sometimes it doesn't. Either way, the girls remember me and in the future, I always have a hot girl to hang out with at the bar. It's a fool proof plan!!!

Yes, I'm a genius, I know. My book will be in stores next January, ha!