I am seriously curious to know what is sooo fricken awesome about Hannah Montana??? People are going nuts over tickets for this show!!! I mean, I know, your kids love her...but sheez!!!!!

I AM NOT THE HOT HANNAH HOOKUP!!!! 

This is absolutely random, but...

According to Bruce, that's me...The Anti-Poon...aka C**k-Block.

What can I say...in most social situations...getting mine is the first concern. All pee-pees in the room need to take a number while I work.

People often ask me why I always hang out with guys. "If you're a lesbian, wouldn't you enjoy spending time with "people like you" instead of some dudes?" WTF?!?!? This question is rude, annoying and close-minded. Just because I don't want p*nis, doesn't mean that I can't have male friends. I'm black, but I don't exclude my plethora of multi-cultural friends. Diverse cultures, ethnicities, and backgrounds provide a very enjoyable night! Anyway, enough with my venting..back to the original purpose of the blog...why I'm always hanging out with guys...

For starters...I'm a people watcher...nothing makes me happier than to sit in a public place and watch the daily adventures of those that share this world with me. I don't know if you have ever noticed...but people in their day-to-day...are hilarious. They do such silly things! Its like being at the zoo! When around my fellow vag-loving comrades, we tend to glance-at and evaluate the female passers-by. Being in this environment makes it easier to make comments without being slapped. Guys get a kick out of this! I'm sure my guy friends would pay me to hear my thoughts; they're only dirty if I want them to be, hahaha. Don't get me wrong, I have straight female friends too, but most of the time they seem shocked to hear how raunchy my thoughts are on the matter. I don't know why people don't believe me when I say I operate like a male.

People watching aside, another good reason I hang out with guys...rebound options. Being a female who operates like a guy, most women are curious to see how and why I think the way I do. When one of my male friends makes an obnoxious, a-hole comment, I'm there to pick up the pieces. I'm like the knight-ess on the white horse...saving the damsel in distress. If my friends strike out, I try my luck...sometimes it works...sometimes it doesn't. Either way, the girls remember me and in the future, I always have a hot girl to hang out with at the bar. It's a fool proof plan!!!

Yes, I'm a genius, I know. My book will be in stores next January, ha!

Didnt know there was an "introductory" blog. No one comes to see my profile anyway...so it really doesnt matter. Anywho....welcome to my profile.

 My life is no mystery...I lay it all out. Simple girl...simple goals...very fun to be around. Leave a comment...or send a message...and please...ADD ME!