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Wednesday, June 11, 2008, 09:53 AM EST [Cry for us Hayden Panettiere]
I'm at a loss here. Being the tireless researcher for you that I am, before I posted this pic, I wanted to find out exactly what Strippers smelled like. I went to several of DC's finer nudie establishments - IN THE NAME OF RESEARCH. Funny thing is, I got one of two results. When I would walk up to Candy or Ginger or Destiny and ask if I could smell them, I would either get an opportunity to motorboat them ($20) or my a$$ whupped by security (free!). Either way, I never really came to a definite hypothesis for you. Except that if your girlfriend believes that you smell like a candle, and not an actual stripper...can you hook me up with her sister?
Guys...let's talk for a sec. Let's say that you just spent the last two hours talking the ear off of some hot chick at Black Finn's in Bethesda, and she agreed to go home with you. Now let's say that she's a 10 and you're...on your best day; a 6. Clearly, you don't deserve to be tappin a$$ like that. You know it, I know it, SHE knows it. Which means no matter how hard you try, you're going to get really excited about scoring way out of your league. And over-excitement leads to you being a one-minute man. No man likes to talk about it, but it happens. Dad always says "Think about Baseball" but Baseball sucks. Which is what makes these babies so great:
Yeeeeaaaaaahhhh...Old school Game Boy! I'd have Super Mario Land in one, Tetris (a classic) in the other. Then you just talk your 10 into putting them on, bring her feet up near your shoulders, and start your games - all THREE of them! The distractions from the Game Boys should give you an extra 3-5 minutes of staying power, which is 3-5 minutes more than your 10 was ever expecting. Which means she might come back for more! And if that's the case, you might want to try some of the other shoes in the line.
And honestly. Nobody needs this:
...ok, I lied. I want this one.
...ok, I lied. I own four of them.
umm mostly in silverspringggg.
chrissymy aim is whiskeygrl92 if you ever want to talk
07:12 PM EST