-Sorry but the thought of Vaness Hudgens performing good ol' West Virginia makes me chuckle.  Enjoy the pics (and all the fine country folks in them) by clicking here.

-Lil Wayne's daughter killed in a car accident?  Not true appearently.  Just another one of those internet hoaxes.

-Oh horray......celeb mom of the year Lynn Spears is FINALLY putting her book out.  Be sure to pick it up, espcially if you want your kids to turn out just like Brit Brit and Jamie Lynn.  Take notes Mr. and Mrs. Cyrus.....

-Check out these pics I found of Samantha Ronson ACTUALLY WEARING MAKE UP!!  She is the one in the middle I think, or maybe the one on the left, not sure.  Either way, how did they get her to actually put make up on?  What was the occassion?

-The Jo Bros are keeping the Miley/Selena fued going.  Find out how and what t-shirt Kevin was wearing that started the whole thing by clicking here.

-Check out Swizz Beats take on Coldplay's Viva La Vida.  Very Cool!!

-So Rihanna is engaged to Chris Brown.....supposedly.....and now THERE IS PROOF!!  Check the ring out in this pic.

-Usher has fired his manager.  This is not normally newsworthy, however guess who he hired to replace her?  That's right, Mom is back to being in charge of his career..

-Is Katie Holmes preggers???  Does anyone care anymore?

-Is Shia LaBouf about to lose his pinky?!!?!?!  I'm guesing most women won't mind.  I mean it's your pinky, what do you really need it for?  Would you still hook up with Shia if he had 9 fingers?  Ponder that......

-Jena Jammeson is preggers.  If I'm not mistaken she isn't in the porn biz anymore.  Something tells me middle school is gonna be hard for that kid once his peers figure out who his mom is. 

-Dear LiLo, Match tatoos are a bad idea even if you are dating a girl.  Keep that in mind.  Thanks, hugs and kisses, love, Grooves.

-Speaking of people who constantly need attention, who was Aubrey O'Day spotted swapping spit with?  Here's a hint:  It wasn't a dude.

-By now I'm sure you head about Morgan Freeman's car accident, but if not, here you go.

-Bad news ladies.  The mag that refuses to run the naked pics of myself that I keep submiting, Playgirl, is going away.  Jan/Feb 2009 will be their last issue.

-So LiLo and SamRon are now supposedly getting married, coincidently right around when LiLo's album is due out.  What's that you say......they are just doing it for publicity?!?!?!  No, I'll have you know that it's true love.  Oh and needless to say this is going to happen in California, or Massachucets I guess...

-Pam Anderson bans close ups?!?!?  Look at the pic of her on the left, than the one on the right, and I think you'll see why.

-Miley Cyrus would like to babysit your kids.  I would politely say no, I don't know you corrupting them.

-Did you know there was a rare Jo Bros CD that fewer than 70,000 people own?  It's true and for just $352 you can own your own copy.

-Rumor has it that Justin will be bringing sex back to the Oscars this year.

-Ladies, your boyfriend does not love you unless he pops your zits.  It's true, just ask Chris Brown and Rihanna, who are just friends BTW.  Also Jordin Sparks says they are definitely dating, or at least that's what Mediatakeout.com is saying.  We know how reliable they are.

-Lastly, 2 of the top 4 finalists on So You Think You Can Dance have been hospitalized.  Find out who and why by clicking here.

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-So I picked up one of these on my way home last night, and I haven't been to sleep since.  Than Houston pointed out that there is 25,000% (yes that's what the can says) of your daily suggestd intake of Vitamin B12.  I have no idea if that's good or bad.  I do know there are warning labels all over the can.  One instructs you to not drink the whole can and another suggests that the elderly not consume the beverage.  I'm a fan.  Anything that can keep me up for 48 hours sounds like an amazing product.

-The Verne Troyer saga never stops entertaining me.    Now Mini Me is claiming that his ex beat him and he's filed a lawsuit for 20 mil. 

-This what happens when gas is nearly is nearly $4 a gallon.

-Check out Rihanna's lastest wardrobe malfunction.  You know even with the attention diverted elsewhere in the picture I'm still drawn to her enormou forehead.

-Jordin Sparks admits she has a little thing for Chris Brown.  Can you picture that cat fight?  Her and Rihanna going at it......I got $5 on Rihanna.  She has an enourmous forehead and it can be used as a weapon.

-I don't proclaim to be right very often but I called this one months ago.  Chris Brown's song "Forever" is really a giant commercial.  If you don't beleive me read what The Wall Street Journal is saying.

-I know you all saw the sieason finale of Living Lohan but in case you didn't, Ali tries out for a movie in front of some creepy looking director.  It's funny cause I thought to myself that guy looks like he should be directing porns not kid movies.  And will you look at that, turns out that is his specialty.

-And for no specific reason, this viedo of Judge Judy running away during that minor earthquake in LA made me chuckle,

-Gordon Ramsay (from Hell's Kitchen) is in trouble with the bad language police.

-And for those of you that always wondered.....who the heck is Samantha Ronson.....here you go.  Hereand LiLo are just friends BTW.  Totally hetero friends.