-This is good news for any of you reading this that used to have an unhealthy obsession with New Kids On The Block of NKOTB for short.  Seems as though one of the New Kids is now single.  His wife filed for divorce over the weekend, just in time for him to go on tour. 

-So who is Michael Phelps dating?  Well that depends who you talked to.  It seems that it's one of two girls.  If the two didn't know about eachother before, they presumably do now.

-So Madonna's ticked about her b-day party.  And she's not mad about who showed up, but about who DIDN'T show up.

-So what's on John Mccain's I-Pod?  Well nothing I've ever heard of to be honest, but at least it's good know that he owns one.  I'm just not sure how I would feel about telling the world about my personal music preferences if they included ABBA and The Platters.

-And someone has tracked down Jennifer Aniston to get her thoughts on Brad Pitt. 

-J Lo is going to compete in a triathalon.  Sorry it's a slow news day.

-46 million dollars......that's what it's going to cost Phil Collins to get divorced.  I think we might hear a new Phil Collins album soon, or maybe even see a tour.  He's gonna have to do something to recoup some of that money.

-Kim Kardashian "performed" over the weekend in Vegas with The ****cat Dolls.   Appearently she is losing weight and had a tough time fitting into her outfit.  Seriously who is gonna pay attention to her now, if she loses her behind?

-Turns out SamRon wasn't LiLo's first fling from the opposite sex.  Find out who else she was getting it on with.....

-"Rumer Rumer with a big hairy tumor".   Rumer Willis shares her thoughts about growing up and being made fun of.  Also check out her new bf....err...um ....friend.

-From the "I didn't see this coming" department, Jennifer Aniston is sinle (again).  This time John Mayer gave her the boot.  Find out why here.

-I'm posting this link not because I think it's newsworthy but because it's just wrong.  The title of the article is "Ali Lohan Flaunts A Fuller Chest".   Ummmm she's 15.  Chris Hanson from Dateline's How To Catch Predator will be contacting the author of this article shortly I hope.

-Here's something I never thought I would type......Madonna is NOT adopting another child from Malawi.  I guess 23 is enough.  Ok maybe it's not that many but you get my point.

-Pics of Rihanna and Chris Brown cuddling.  Awwww.  No sarcastic description needed.  Ok maybe just one....remember they're just friends.

-Here's a fun game to play at home or work when you're bored.:  Kim Kardashian- Booty Detective.  It's fun for the whole family!

-You can tell SamRon is the boy in her relationship with LiLo.  Not only because she looks like one, but because she doesn't like shopping.  It's the only time you see them apart from eachother honestly.

-Sorry but the thought of Vaness Hudgens performing good ol' West Virginia makes me chuckle.  Enjoy the pics (and all the fine country folks in them) by clicking here.

-Lil Wayne's daughter killed in a car accident?  Not true appearently.  Just another one of those internet hoaxes.

-Oh horray......celeb mom of the year Lynn Spears is FINALLY putting her book out.  Be sure to pick it up, espcially if you want your kids to turn out just like Brit Brit and Jamie Lynn.  Take notes Mr. and Mrs. Cyrus.....

-Check out these pics I found of Samantha Ronson ACTUALLY WEARING MAKE UP!!  She is the one in the middle I think, or maybe the one on the left, not sure.  Either way, how did they get her to actually put make up on?  What was the occassion?

-The Jo Bros are keeping the Miley/Selena fued going.  Find out how and what t-shirt Kevin was wearing that started the whole thing by clicking here.

-Check out Swizz Beats take on Coldplay's Viva La Vida.  Very Cool!!

-So Rihanna is engaged to Chris Brown.....supposedly.....and now THERE IS PROOF!!  Check the ring out in this pic.

-Usher has fired his manager.  This is not normally newsworthy, however guess who he hired to replace her?  That's right, Mom is back to being in charge of his career..

-Is Katie Holmes preggers???  Does anyone care anymore?

-Is Shia LaBouf about to lose his pinky?!!?!?!  I'm guesing most women won't mind.  I mean it's your pinky, what do you really need it for?  Would you still hook up with Shia if he had 9 fingers?  Ponder that......

-Jena Jammeson is preggers.  If I'm not mistaken she isn't in the porn biz anymore.  Something tells me middle school is gonna be hard for that kid once his peers figure out who his mom is. 

-Dear LiLo, Match tatoos are a bad idea even if you are dating a girl.  Keep that in mind.  Thanks, hugs and kisses, love, Grooves.

-Speaking of people who constantly need attention, who was Aubrey O'Day spotted swapping spit with?  Here's a hint:  It wasn't a dude.

-By now I'm sure you head about Morgan Freeman's car accident, but if not, here you go.

-Bad news ladies.  The mag that refuses to run the naked pics of myself that I keep submiting, Playgirl, is going away.  Jan/Feb 2009 will be their last issue.

-So LiLo and SamRon are now supposedly getting married, coincidently right around when LiLo's album is due out.  What's that you say......they are just doing it for publicity?!?!?!  No, I'll have you know that it's true love.  Oh and needless to say this is going to happen in California, or Massachucets I guess...

-Pam Anderson bans close ups?!?!?  Look at the pic of her on the left, than the one on the right, and I think you'll see why.

-Miley Cyrus would like to babysit your kids.  I would politely say no, I don't know you corrupting them.

-Did you know there was a rare Jo Bros CD that fewer than 70,000 people own?  It's true and for just $352 you can own your own copy.

-Rumor has it that Justin will be bringing sex back to the Oscars this year.

-Ladies, your boyfriend does not love you unless he pops your zits.  It's true, just ask Chris Brown and Rihanna, who are just friends BTW.  Also Jordin Sparks says they are definitely dating, or at least that's what Mediatakeout.com is saying.  We know how reliable they are.

-Lastly, 2 of the top 4 finalists on So You Think You Can Dance have been hospitalized.  Find out who and why by clicking here.