Congratulations to Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel. Things are going so well that he bought her a "commitment ring." I have to wonder though, is that really committing? Isn't it the same thing as a "promise" ring? Why not just go with an engagement ring? Hit me up with your thoughts here.
I constantly hear stories about women having a tough time finding men around here. Step 1 - - stop going out in groups. Men are intimidated by it and don't want to be shot down by an audience. Step 2 - - Mix it up. Stop going out to the same places every weekend. Hitting different clubs/bars/night spots will allow you to meet a wider variety of men. Get more tips here.
Go to this website. They'll make a nasty phone call to your soon to be ex. If you want to be nice about it, use the Break Up Butler. Click here for that.
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$2,000 TOWARDS YOUR WEDDING
Jenni and I have estimated our wedding to cost $20-30,000!!!! Yes, its outrageous. Target is doing a contest where they could hook you up with $2,000 towards your big day. Click here to enter. Click here for a web site with great ideas on making your wedding look like a million bucks on almost nothing.
MY BOSS IS IRATE!
Minimum wage went from $5.15 to $5.85 today. That means, I just got a $28 a week raise!
The following are being recalled. For more on the recall, click here.
Austex Onion Hot Dog Chili Sauce, 10 oz can (UPC 3030097101)
Austex Hot Dog Chili Sauce, 10 oz can (UPC 3030099533)
Austex Beef Stew, 15 oz can (UPC 3030090815)
Austex Chili With Beans, 15 oz can (UPC 3030091015)
Austex Chili With Beans, 19 oz can (UPC 3030092519)
Austex Chili No Beans, 15 oz can (UPC 3030097715)
Austex Chili No Beans, 19 oz can (UPC 3030097719)
Best Yet Corned Beef Hash, 15 oz can (UPC 4217841082)
Best Yet Chili With Beans, 15 oz can (UPC 4218740842)
Big Y Chili No Beans, 15 oz can (UPC 1889480424)
Big Y Corned Beef Hash, 15 oz can (UPC 1889480225)
Big Y Chili With Beans, 15 oz can (UPC 1889480425)
Black Rock Chili With Beans, 15 oz can (UPC 3030001715)
Bloom Hot Dog Chili Sauce, 10 oz can (UPC 2543992448)
Bryan Hot Dog Chili Sauce With Beef, 10 oz can (UPC 5340030010)
Bryan Corned Beef Hash, 15 oz can (UPC 5340030110)
Bryan Chili No Beans, 15 oz can (UPC 5340030200)
Bryan Chili With Beans, 15 oz can (UPC 5340030205)
Bryan Chili No Beans, 10 oz can (UPC 5340035264)
Bunker Hill Hot Dog Chili Sauce, 10 oz can (UPC 7526604152)
Bunker Hill Chili No Beans, 10 oz can (UPC 7526604112)
Bunker Hill Spicier Chili No Beans, 10 oz can (UPC 7526604224)
Castleberry’s Hot Dog Chili Sauce, 10 oz can (UPC 3030000101)
Castleberry’s Onion Hot Dog Chili Sauce, 10 oz can (UPC 3030007101)
Castleberry’s Brunswick Stew Chicken & Beef, 15 oz can (UPC 3030000315)
Castleberry’s Barbecue Pork, 10 oz can (UPC 3030000402)
Castleberry’s Barbecue Pork, 14.5 oz can (UPC 3030000415)
Castleberry’s Barbecue Beef, 10 oz can (UPC 3030000602)
Castleberry’s Beef Stew, 15 oz can (UPC 3030000815)
Castleberry’s Corned Beef Hash, 15 oz can (UPC 3030000915)
Castleberry’s Chili With Beans, 15 oz can (UPC 3030001015)
Castleberry’s Sausage Gravy, 10 oz can (UPC 3030005130)
Castleberry’s Creamed Chip Beef Gravy, 10 oz can (UPC 3030005150)
Castleberry’s Hot Chili With Beans, 15 oz can (UPC 3030007217)
Castleberry’s Chili No Beans, 10 oz can (UPC 3030007701)
Castleberry’s Chili No Beans, 15 oz can (UPC 3030007715)
Castleberry’s Georgia Hash, 15 oz can (UPC 3030000215)
Cattle Drive Beef Stew, 15 oz can (UPC 3030001530)
Cattle Drive Chili No Beans, 15 oz can (UPC 3030001520)
Cattle Drive Chicken Chili With Beans, 15 oz can (UPC 3030001525)
Cattle Drive Chili With Beans, 15 oz can (UPC 3030001515)
Firefighters Chicken Chili With Beans, 15 oz can (UPC 7372500413)
Firefighters Chili With Beans, 15 oz can (UPC 7372500411)
Firefighters Chili No Beans, 15 oz can (UPC 7372500412)
Food Club Corned Beef Hash, 15 oz can (UPC 3680080204)
Food Club Chili No Beans, 15 oz can (UPC 3680080404)
Food Club Chili With Beans, 15 oz can (UPC 3680080504)
Food Lion Hot Dog Chili Sauce, 10 oz can (UPC 3582606911)
Goldstar Original Chili, 10 oz can (UPC 2457500001)
Goldstar Chili, 15 oz can (UPC 2457500005)
Goldstar Tex-Mex Chili With Beans, 15 oz can (UPC 2457500008)
Great Value Chili With Beans, 15 oz can (UPC 8113179994) – CANADA ONLY
Great Value Hot Chili With Beans, 15 oz can (UPC 8113179995) – CANADA ONLY
Kroger Hot Dog Chili Sauce, 10 oz can (UPC 1111083942)
Kroger Beef Stew, 15 oz can (UPC 1111083928)
Kroger Chili With Beans, 15 oz can (UPC 1111083930)
Kroger Chili No Beans, 15 oz can (UPC 1111083908)
Lowes Foods Chili No Beans, 15 oz can (UPC 4164301092)
Lowes Foods Corned Beef Hash, 15 oz can (UPC 4164301094)
Lowes Foods Chili With Beans, 15 oz can (UPC 4164301097)
Meijer Hot Dog Chili Sauce, 10 oz can (UPC 4125085862)
Meijer Chili No Beans, 15 oz can (UPC 4125095220)
Meijer Chili With Beans, 15 oz can (UPC 4125095221)
Meijer Corned Beef Hash, 15 oz can (UPC 4125095229)
Morton House Chili With Beans, 15 oz can (UPC 7526665829)
Morton House Corned Beef Hash, 15 oz can (UPC 7526665830)
Morton House Chili With Beans, 15 oz can (UPC 7526665993)
Paramount Hot Dog Chili Sauce, 10 oz can (UPC 7526600510)
Paramount Chili for Hot Dogs, 15 oz can (UPC 7526600526)
Paramount Chili No Beans, 15 oz can (UPC 7526600731)
Paramount Chili With Beans, 15 oz can (UPC 7526600732)
Piggly Wiggly Chili With Beans, 15 oz can (UPC 4129037252)
Piggly Wiggly Chili No Beans, 15 oz can (UPC 4129037354)
Piggly Wiggly Chili No Beans, 10 oz can (UPC 4129037355)
Piggly Wiggly Corned Beef Hash, 15 oz can (UPC 4129037357)
Prudence Corned Beef Hash, 15 oz can (UPC 4114100015)
Southern Home Chili No Beans, 10 oz can (UPC 3825948713)
Southern Home Chili No Beans, 15 oz can (UPC 0788015340)
Southern Home Chili With Beans, 15 oz can (UPC 0788015341)
Southern Home Corned Beef Hash, 15 oz can (UPC 0788015359)
Steak n Shake Chili With Beans, 10 oz can (UPC 5184400120)
Thrifty Maid Hot Dog Chili Sauce, 10 oz can (UPC 2114021367)
Thrifty Maid Chili With Beans, 15 oz can (2114021370)
Thrifty Maid Corned Beef Hash, 15 oz can (2114021375)
Triple Bar Ranch Chili With Beans Slow Cooked, 15 oz can (UPC 3030005801)
Triple Bar Ranch Chili With Beans, 15 oz can (UPC 3030005804)
Triple Bar Ranch Chili No Beans, 15 oz can (UPC 3030005805)
Value Time Beef and Chicken Chili With Beans, 15 oz can (UPC 1122542159)
In addition, the following canned Natural Balance brand pet food products, which Castleberry’s co-packs for Natural Balance, are being recalled. These include:
Natural Balance Eatables for Dogs Irish Stew With Beef, Potatoes & Carrots, 15 oz can (UPC 2363359860)
Natural Balance Eatables for Dogs Chinese Take Out With Sauce With Vegetables and Chicken, 15 oz can (UPC 2363359861)
Natural Balance Eatables for Dogs HOBO Chili With Chicken & Pasta, 15 oz can (UPC 2363359863)
Natural Balance Eatables for Dogs Southern Style Dumplings With Chicken & Vegetables, 15 oz can (UPC 2363359862)
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LINDSAY ARRESTED AGAIN FOR DUI & DRUGS
What a mess Lindsay Lohan has become. Just a couple of years she looked like she was on her way to being one of the biggest movie stars on the planet. The girl can act. She can also party...way too much. She got popped, for a 2nd time this year, early this morning for driving under the influence and possession of cocaine. I guess the rehab didn't work. What a waste. She's a great actress. She did a movie with Jane Fonda a few months ago. It was great and her performance was Oscar worthy. She has another movie coming out this weekend called I Know Who Killed Me. It looks good too. I'm sure it'll flop now though.
That's what happens when plastic surgery goes wrong! The other day on the show we talked about nicknames. A woman called up about how her friends call her "Uni-Breast" due to her bad plastic surgery. She emailed me this photo and had this to say: "This is a picture taken from the top of my boobs showing how I have NO cleavage at all and if I had a bra on it would smash them down and create the uni-boob. I would have to go to bed every night with a sports bra on and a rolled up sock in between them. That was the doc’s brilliant solution… after several months of that not working (who would have thought) they said surgery was the only way to fix it."
Is it true that if a piece of food hits the floor, you have 5 seconds before bacteria invade that food? NO! According to researchers, after 5 seconds there will be 10,000 bacteria per square centimeter. After 1 minute, over 100,000!!! Leave food on the floor to your pets!
Ever say something bad about your boss only to realize he was right behind you? Ever ask someone when the baby is due, only to find out they're not pregnant? We've all wanted to buy our faces in shame after say some regrettable stuff. Have you said anything embarassing this week? E-mail me your stories here. Meanwhile, check out some other stories here.
I'VE BEEN SIMPSONIZED!
How'd I do? Does that look like me? Click here to get yourself "Simpsonized."
Some 7-11's have been changed to Kwik-E-Marts. Meanwhile, people have been making Simpsons crop circles! I don't know who they hired, but they are marketing geniuses!
Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000 versus tux rental - $100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars . You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend. Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck. You can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your big hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on Christmas Eve in 25 minutes. No wonder men are happier!!!
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JESSICA BIEL WANTS FUNNY MEN!
She says "funny is key...funny, silly, someone who doesn't take themselves seriously, someone who can be ridiculous. That's the most attractive thing." I guess that makes me a shoe-in, eh?
Since today is 7-7-7, it'd stand to reason that you should get to a casino ASAP! Today could be your lucky day. A lot of brides and grooms are betting on it, with a record amount tying the knot today. One big couple includes Eva Longoria and Tony Parker. What's the luckiest thing that's ever happened to YOU? E-mail me your story here.
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NELLY FURTADO ENGAGED?!
Sad, but true! She'll be marrying Demacio Castellon. Here's his picture from MSN:
