.:Akon Is Definitely Going To Jail
First he's standing trial for throwing a 15 year old and soon for punching a girl

.:Jeep Rams Convertible
It's just a cool looking video...see it

.:Cutting The Cake With A Helicopter
We use knives...pilots use helicopters

.:Woman Gives Birth On 95
This is not the ideal way to start life...in rush hour traffic

.:Teen Poses As Soldier For Perks
This is soooo wrong I don't even want you to read it, but I'll post it anyways

.:FOX Puts Solange Knowles In Her Place
If she wasn't Beyonce's sister she wouldn't have ever been there anyways

.:Why There Is A Weight Limit On Bouncy Castles
It's because of videos like this that make me laugh my a** off

.:Divorce Papers Reveal Alot About Hogans
Like that they spend more money in a month than I could ever imagine

.:Journalist Fired For Craigslist Ad
He wasn't selling a keytar....he was looking for a threesome

.:Facebook Says I'm Fat
I guess now they're aiming their ads towards what your profile says

.:Drug Use Up With Baby Boomers
This is what I would expect, but not at that age

.:Drunk Man Takes Forever To Get Home
This is the funniest video I have seen all week...enjoy procastinating

.:If You Sag You're Going To Jail
Does this city have no more crime anymore that this is their biggest issue??

.:Email Screw Up Informs Staff Of Firing
This is how you manage to tick off everyone instead of just the people you're firing

.:Helmet For Baby Sam
You can't make fun of me for this, I'm just worried that once she starts bouncing she could hit her head and up like Samy

.:Cat Hitchhikes For 75 Miles On Spare Tire
This had to have been the scariest trip ever...see it here

.:Emu Tasered
I only posted this story because it's the only emu story of the year

.:Porsche Vs Police
Needless to say it takes a while before the police catch up

.:Where Are They Now Idols
Where have all the idols gone??  We know

.:Christina's New Perfume
I don't really care about the perfume as much as I do the twins

.:People Getting Popped For DUI
And it's not for drinking but because of their scrips

.:Listerine Fixes Everything
It's like the new version of Windex...it has soooo many uses

.:NKOTB BSB BRAWL!!!
I would pay a ton of money to see this go down for real

.:Peggy Or Palin??
Is it just me or does she look like the mom from King Of The Hill

.:Facebook Users Get Told To Lose Weight
They base advertising on what your proflie says...so don't list Twinkies as an interest

.:Billy Mays Falls Into A Tub
He is still the greatest infomerical salesman of all time in my eyes

.:10 Of The Weirdest Things Swallowed
And luckily for you we have photographic proof as well...click it

.:Sex On Beach Lands Girl 3 Years In Jail
This could end being the worst lay ever...seriously

.:Mom You're Drunk On Youtube Again
I don't know if I'd be proud or embarassed...probably a little of both

.:Sports Car Engines Arouse Women
I've now inserted sound effects over all my Marvin Gaye songs

.:Jamie Lynn Sends Gift To Bristol Palin
This is not what I would call the proper role model for a teenage mother

.:Are You A Metrosexual
I scored off the charts and I'm a little worried now

.:Male Thongs Are A Huge Hit
This is not what I envisioned being the fashion hit of the fall

.:DVR Saves Relationship
WHAT?!?!  HOW THE HECK DID THEY COME TO THIS CONCLUSION

.:Bars Lose A Lot Of Money
And now this guy is making money tell you how not to

.:I Only Like You When You Give Me Cookies
This is the cutest video of the day...seriously soooooo cute

.:To Catch A Predator Kane Show Edition
We did our first To Catch A Perv segment this morning and it worked!!!  Rememver to friend and comment on our decoy's page too
Her name is Claudia Madina and her e-mail is CheerKitten93@aol.com

.:Reality Show Gone Bad
It's odd that it's an Indian show but spoken in English

.:5 Reasons He Might Cheat
I don't agree with all of these but they are quite interesting

.:Woman Has 200 Orgasms A Day
Congrats that's more than some women get their entire life...read on

.:Facebook Hoaxes Are Everywhere
Please don't fall for these...they'll steal everything

.:The Oddest Restaurants Ever
Who knew someone would eat at a place themed like poop?!?!

.:Stressed Mom's Raise Fat Children
I know stress causes weight gain but in your children also??

.:DO NOT SNOOP!!!
This is rule #1 in a relationship...you'll either find things you don't or tick them off

.:Party For Inheritance
This is genius and I now have a party clause in my will

.:GPS Used In Courts
Who knew your GPS history could send you to jail one day

.:Double Parking Murder
Why would you ever think of killing someone over a parking spot?!?!

.:Pervy Doctor Gets His Day
He convinced a patient that the BIG O would cure her ailments...creeeeeeeepy

.:Man Tries To Amputate Own Arm At Denny's
I don't even need to write anything here because I know you'll read it anyways with a headline like that

.:Car Horns For MEN
These horns are 3x the legal sound limit for most cities hahahaha...

.:News Crew Films Church Robbery
This is what we call right place and right time

.:Send Fake E-mails
This is a perfect way to mess with someone haha...I've done it 10x already

.:Best Hotels For An Affair
I'm kind of offended that the Mayflower here in town didn't make it

.:Gustav Update
It looks as though everything is going to be ok for New Orleans

.:Don't Cheat On Your Ex
When you know that she has this video of you dancing

.:Waitress Given $1,000 Tip
If I knew I could get this I would've been a server instead...and you get free food

.:90210 Than And Now
This is hilarious....I will never admit to dressing like that

.:Palin Photo Is A Fake
And I thought she was hot in that bikini and machine gun combo

.:E-mail Etiquette
What your response time says about you...

.:8 Bad Reasons To Have Sex
Because it itches is the only bad reason I can think of

.:Huge **** Baby!!!
11 Months and 66 lbs....Get ready Maury

.:Sarah's Purse Goes Bye Bye
Sooo Samy decided to light Sarah's Luis on fire for revenge...don't believe me??  He posted pictures

.:Mickey Mouse Potato
This is what is being fed to the masses as news today...

.:Workmates Flirt For 600 Hours...
And you wonder why productivity is down this year...

.:Don't Snoop The Cell
1/3 of snooping ends in breaking up...I'm just saying

.:Enlargement Pill A Scam
So I've wasted like $3,000 for nothing...bummer

.:5 Reasons He MIght Cheat
I'm not promoting anything...just saying

.:Palin's Daughter Is Pregnant
As if you already didn't know that was going on

.:No More Bikini Carwashes
They say they're sexist but I say its the only reason I get my car washed

.:Rap Group Is Getting Heat
This is what you get for having a song named "Bill O'Reilly Must Die"

.:Hands Free Is Worse Than Drinking
Well I only bought the handsfree so that I could double fist

.:Labels Rethink Itunes
Thanks to Kid Rock not releasing his and still kicking butt with sales

.:What Is Excessive Internet Use
Comcast is gonna start monitoring this...somehow and for some reason

.:The Sex Patch
Would you wear a patch to ensure getting the Big O??

.:Woman Stabs Man Over Pancakes
If breakfast is supposed to be the most important meal...why would you kill him first

.:Everyone Loves Sex
And everyone will barter sex for something at least once in their lives

.:Men Are Better At Sex After Their Team Wins
I've never done this but it does make total sense

.:E-mail Etiquette
Do you respond to e-mails immediately???  It could be saying a lot about you

.:GPS Leads To Guilty Verdict
And it's not the last time this is gonna be used also

.:New Product Traces Kissing
Has your significant other been kissing...find out

.:Pet Cell Phones..
In case you need to spend even more money

.:Samy Cleans Sarah's Apartment
And in an ohhh so sexy French Maid outfit...enjoy

.:Micheal Phelps' Mom In A Thong??
I don't know if this is real, it's up for you to decide

.:Abercrombie Hires Only Beautiful People
This is not news...it's fact that we've known since the beginning

.:Fashion For Douchebags
I feel Samy has every single item on this list....don't tell him I said that

.:Kill Bill O'Reilly Rap
And they wonder why they're getting heat for the song

.:Murder Over Double Parking
Really?? I don't feel a parking spot was worth life...and death

.:8 Wrong Reasons To Have Sex
I don't think there are any wrong reasons...I really don't think so

.:ITunes Record Label Beef...Round 2
It's coming up again and this time it was sparked by Kid Rock?!?!

.:Students Drink Alot On 21st Bday
I'd hate to say it but this has been happening for a while now...21 for 21

.:Olive Garden Does Something Great
If you work for the police or the fire department you could get free Olive Garden Monday

.:Fan Ejected For Bathroom Break
I think it's offensive to pee during "God Bless America" but I mean ejected from the game?!?!

.:When To Delay Your Wedding...
I'd say swallowing a nail instead of a piece of macaroni is a perfect reason

.:Man Rams Into Playboy
Oooohhhh that's not a joke either...someone ran into the gates twice

.:The Bus Driving King
Did you know there's a King in ****ia who drives buses in New York???

.:Scented Laptops
So now my computer won't smell like porn and sweat...which remarkably smell the same

.:Jesus Is Found Again
Not in a cheeto or grilled cheese but a moth...see it here

.:Best Affair Hotels
In case you plan on cheating (which I wouldn't advise)...the list is here

.:Labor Weekend=TV Marathons
You know there's a lot of good tv this weekend...full list here

.:Obama Kisses Joe Biden's Wife On Lips
I want to say its the camera angle, but it looks really confusing

.:School Teachers To Wear Uniforms
This is what we call leading by example...good job teach

.:Airline Removes Flotation Vests
Ok I understand it takes less gas but it definitely doesn't make sense