Pick Up Lines
Now there are the standard lines... which I guess now are just more of a joke then they are actually being used.
For example..
"If I could re-arrange the alphabet I would put u and i next to each other"
or
" You must be tired.... because you have been running through my mind all night"
But then she pulled out one that I thought was pretty damn good... It went something like (and i know I am screwing this up a little bit)
Guy: Dinner or Breakfast?
Girl: Huh?
Guy: Well I wanted to take you out, how about dinner and hopefully it will lead to breakfast...
This all started because her and I were sitting at the bar talking, and the bartender told us the round he just served us was on this guy sitting a few tables away. He came over and said " I don't know about guys around here, but where I am from in the south, we don't let 2 ladies sit at the bar alone and not get a free drink." And then he left! There was no.. Hey lets talk.. or awkward conversation... just gone! Something like that had never happened before... and frankly I thought it was pretty cool...
What it comes down to is my favorite pick up line will always be "Can I buy you a drink" lol
I was just wondering what some of your favorites were... Have any of them ever worked?
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Here's a pickup line I haven't heard before...
ls1greg"How would you like your eggs? Scrambled or fertilized?"
Well? How?? :P
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