This seems like far fetched! Hef and Holly are going to

get married on this season of Girls next door!

PHELPS TO HOST SNL:

CHRIS BROWN & RIHANNA MOVING IN TOGETHER: Singing superstars Rihanna and Chris Brown may not have confirmed their rumored romance, but Star mag claims they spent the past month shopping for a new Los Angeles condo, which they plan to share. Chris and Rihanna were spotted viewing units at Beverly Hills' posh Sierra Tower several times since July. An insider tells the tabloid, "She and Chris want to live together. They play their music loud though, so they want a condo that's soundproof." Rihanna's so serious about finding them a new home that she has new listings e-mailed to her even when she's out of town, the tabloid writes.

SUGE KNIGHT ARRESTED IN VEGAS:

MOMMA MCCONAUGHEY'S KILLER SEX: Matthew McConaughey's mom, Kay McConaughey, has a new book, "I Amaze Myself". In it, she talks about some pretty personal stuff, including how her husband, Matthew's father, died while she was having sex with him. The 78 year-old writes, "On Monday mornings, he and I often said goodbye by making love. One day, all of a sudden, it just happened. I knew that something was wrong, because I didn't hear anything from him. Just nothing. But it was just the best way to go!"

Paula Abdul and Kara DioGuardi made their first apperance

together last night in NYC and all smiles! Can't wait to see what

Kara is like on the show!

EXTRAS SEEK $11M FROM TOM CRUISE AFTER ACCIDENT:

NELLY PLANS NATIONAL TOUR: Nelly is set to hit the road on a nationwide tour next month. He has already announced 13 cities where he will be performing and will kick off the tour three days before the album drops in Reno, Nevada. Nelly will also travel throughout major cities including San Francisco, Dallas, Baltimore, Washington, DC and New York before ending in early October. The untitled tour is currently scheduled to run from September 12th to October 8th. "Brass Knuckles" hits stores on September 16th. 

Brenda speaks!!!!!! You can get Shannen Doherty's whole

story on news stands this week..she dishes the dirt on why she

left the original 90210 and about working on the new show with Jenny

Garth!

MARIO LOPEZ GETS ANOTHER GIG: MTV wants to find the next pop sensation. Mario Lopez (host of MTV's "America's Best Dance Crew") will host the new live music competition series "MTV's Top Pop Group" premiering Thursday, September 11 at 10:00 PM ET/PT. Joining Mario in the studio will be backstage correspondent Marianela Pereyra. Celebrity judges and mentors for "MTV's Top Pop Group" to be announced at a later date. After a nationwide search in Atlanta, Chicago, New York, Miami and Los Angeles, MTV will welcome nine of the greatest undiscovered music groups to the stage for a chance to win $100,000 and the title of "MTV's Top Pop Group." Each week, a new celebrity coach will come in to mentor the groups on everything from choreography and harmony to style and stage presence. 

R Kelly FRAUD issue!! Click to read!

DENISE RICHARDS SHOW AXED: E! has pulled the plug on Denise Richards' reality show. "It's Complicated," "started out pretty good - just over 1.5 million tuned in for the premiere episode." A source said "the audience has dropped off." 

- KATE HUDSON ACCUSED OF STEALING VOLCANIC ASH HAIRCARE IDEA:

Sad news for one Desperate Housewife.

Nicollette Sheridan and her fiance, shlocky singer Michael Bolton, have split up.

The actress' rep has confirmed the news.

The two originally dated for about a year and a half back in 1993. They then hooked up again in 2005 and had been engaged ever since March of 2006.

Sheridan's rep says, "Nicollette Sheridan and Michael Bolton have amicably ended their engagement. They appreciate your respect for their privacy in this matter."

Actually, this is not sad news for Sheridan.

The 44 year-old hottie can probably do much better anyway!

DMX DENIED BOND IN MIAMI, CALLS JUDGE A NASTY NAME:

DR. DRE'S SON FOUND DEAD:

BECKHAM CAR ACCIDENT BOGUS: Apparently, the report that David Beckham and wife Victoria Beckham were in a car crash in France on Friday, was not true. A rep told media outlets yesterday, "This is a complete fabrication, absolutely not true". According to the bogus report, the couple was staying at their home in the French Riviera last week and got into a nasty accident on the way to the airport in Nice, as the soccer star was set to fly to Beijing for the closing Olympic ceremonies. Truth be told, David Beckham made it to the closing ceremonies unscathed, where he kicked a soccer ball into the crowd as part of a symbolic passing of the torch from Beijing to London for the next summer Olympics in 2012. 

- ABDUL CONCERNED ABOUT NEW JUDGE:

BOW WOW AND THE GAME TO SETTLE $100,000 MADDEN '09 BET: Bow Wow and The Game are set to go head-to-head on videogame Madden NF L 09 - for a $100,000 prize. Bow Wow has thrown down the challenge after The Game claimed he was the world's best player. The Game has accepted the match-off, and the pair will go head-to-head in New York next week, and will be streamed on KonsoleKingz.com. 

PHELPS BUYS $1.69M CONDO:

CHER AS CATWOMAN?: 

KARDASHIAN RUSED TO ER: Kim Kardashian cut her foot open in her New York hotel room last night, and was rushed to New York Presbyterian Hospital. TMZ reports she cut herself on a glass coffee table, and a source said was "so much blood, it looked like a murder scene." This could be bad news for "Dancing With the Stars", which makes its official cast announcement this morning. Kim is in town to do press for that and her new movie, "Disaster Movie." Sources say Kardashian has already begun to practice for the show.

RUBEN STUDDARD OWES $200K ON BACK TAXES!:

TIMBERLAKE DENIES BRITNEY DUET RUMORS: Justin Timberlake denied rumors that he will duet with Britney Spears on her new album. A rep for JT said that he "is not scheduled to be in the recording studio with Britney". Justin and Britney dated between 1998 and 2002. Britney's new album is expected to be released early next year. Justin is dating actress Jessica Biel. 

MADONNA KICKS OFF 'STICKY AND SWEET' TOUR IN UK:

 MARIO LOPEZ PLANS WORKOUT VIDEO: Star mag reports Mario Lopez is planning his own workout video, based on moves he learned as a contestant on TV talent show "Dancing With The Stars". Lopez wants to help members of the public get fit and learn to dance at the same time. A source claims, "He wants to start working on the video before the end of the summer and release it in time for the holidays."

DARK KNIGHT SEQUEL IN 2011:

DR. DREW'S PSYCHIATRIC HOSPITAL UNDER SCRUTINY: A psychiatric hospital where Dr. Drew works is in hot water after three adult patients died unexpectedly and a teenage patient was raped there.  The incidents occurred in the last five months at Aurora Las Encinas Hospital in Pasadena.  The California hospital is a popular spot for celebrities who need rehab.  TV shrink Dr. Drew Pinsky is co-medical director of the chemical dependency department and is prominently featured on the hospital's website.

The Beckhams were involved in a serious car crash but neither were

hurt! David hit the side of a bridge in France...both walked away and the

kids weren't in the car!

NO BABY PICS FOR RICKY MARTIN, MAGS FIND IT CREEPY TOO:

90210 ON SOAPNET: SoapNet plans to air a 24-hour marathon of "Beverly Hills, 90210". Look for it Labor Day, Monday Sept. 1, starting at midnight and running through the entire day.  That's 24 episodes of the hit TV series.

 KARDIASHIAN ON 'CELEBRITY APPRENTICE': Word has it-- while Kim will be 'Dancing', Khloe Kardashian has joined Donald Trump's "Celebrity Apprentice." Khloe stars on E!'s reality show, "Keeping Up With The Kardashians" with sisters Kim, Kourtney and Kendall, mom Kris and stepdad Bruce Jenner. Joan and Melissa Rivers are also expected to compete on next season's "Celebrity Apprentice." Former NBA star Dennis Rodman, Tony Danza and Petra Nemcova have been named as possible contestants. "Celebrity Apprentice" begins filming this fall and is scheduled to premiere in January on NBC. "America's Got Talent" judge Piers Morgan won the show last season.

GWEN STEFANI HAS HER KID, WITH AN F'D UP NAME!:

JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT WISHES SHE STAYED NUDE FROM AGE 12-28:

 MINI ME REALITY SHOW: 'Mini-Me' actor Verne Troyer says he will star in his own reality TV show. The "Austin Powers" actor has already begun shooting the series, and is hoping to attract interest from networks. Troyer tells Us Weekly, "It's about being a dwarf in Hollywood."

George Clooney is AMAZING! So he recently got into an accident with

a woman in Italy and instead of just having her car fixed he bought her a new!

Spent 28k on a new ride for the woman he hit!

EVA LONGORIA PREGNANT?: DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES" STAR EVA LONGORIA IS PREGNANT, BUT SHE WON'T ADMIT IT - SOMETIMES WOMEN APPEAR TO BE PREGNANT DUE TO RETAINING WATER, OR SOME OTHER REASON - BUT BASED ON PHOTOS TAKEN TUESDAY NIGHT, IF SHE'S NOT HAVING A BABY, THEN SHE SWALLOWED ONE OF HER HUSBAND'S BASKETBALLS - JUST A WEEK AGO, THE CREATOR OF HER TV SHOW REVEALED THAT EVA WAS "DESPERATELY TRYING TO GET PREGNANT" - BUT DON'T EXPECT HER TO ADMIT IT ANYTIME SOON - SHE SAYS "I AGREE WITH JENNIFER LOPEZ. SOMEBODY ASKED HER ‘WHY DID YOU HIDE YOUR PREGNANCY FOR SO LONG?' SHE SAID ‘I DIDN'T HIDE IT, NOT FROM THE PEOPLE I CARE ABOUT

- EVEN OPRAH IS SICK OF OPRAH:

KARINA SMIRNOFF DOES 'GIRLS GONE WILD' DVD?: DON'T BE SURPRISED IF MARIO LOPEZ'S FORMER GIRLFRIEND KARINA SMIRNOFF ENDS UP IN A "GIRLS GONE WILD" VIDEO - LAST THURSDAY, SHE & JOE FRANCIS (FOUNDER OF "GIRLS GONE WILD"), WERE DEEP IN CONVERSATION AT THE "APPLE LOUNGE" -- THEY WERE OVERHEARD DISCUSSING "A PROJECT THEY'RE DOING TOGETHER" - SINCE HIS ENTIRE EMPIRE IS MADE UP OF T & A, IT'S LIKELY TO BE ALONG THOSE LINES

 SEINFELD ENLISTED BY MICROSOFT IN APPLE WAR:

NEW PINK ALBUM: Pink has named her new album "Funhouse" and will release it October 28th.