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Thursday, February 21, 2008, 11:19 AM EST [General]
Body: A man and a woman who had
never met before, but were both married to other people, found
themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a Trans-continental
train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly.....
He in the upper bunk and she in the lower. At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying,
'Ma'am,
I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the
closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold.'
'I have a better idea,' she replied 'Just for tonight, let 's pretend that
we're married.'
'Wow! That's a great idea!' he exclaimed.
'Good,' she replied. 'Get your own **** blanket.
After a moment of silence, he farted.
The End
Think for yourselves! Vote Republican!
Friday, February 15, 2008, 04:55 PM EST [General]
This is for all of us who:
1.
Are tired of watching the Democrats complain about what Republicans
don't do, when we all know Democrats don't do anything except complain.
2. Are tired of Democrats telling us how we should think and what we should hope for.
3. Are sick of the politicking and want some real results.
4.
Know that if we want things, we make an effort to earn them, not stand
in the hand-out line and expect them because of some other factor.
We're promised "life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness," not "the
right to advance because of our gender, race or religion."
5.
Understand that freedom isn't free and sacrifices must be made to
ensure it. We didn't get these United States by backing down, did we?
6. Understand the only real "rights" we have are "life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness."
7.
Know that terrorists won't stop anyways, but if we don't make a
statement against them, we look like sissies. They don't negotiate in
words. They negotiate with violence.
8. Can prove that nothing about 9/11 was an inside job or a conspiracy by Congress, Israel, or anyone else.
9.
Think the right to bear arms should not be infringed upon because of
some random act of violence. Guns don't kill people. Morons who don't
respect guns and the sanctity of life kill people.
10. Can plainly see that "choice" happens before the clothing comes off, except in the instance of sexual assault.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Rebecca01:11 PM EST