This is a 21+ event.

Body: A man and a woman who had never met before, but were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a Trans-continental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly.....

He in the upper bunk and she in the lower. At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying,
'Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold.'

'I have a better idea,' she replied 'Just for tonight, let 's pretend that
we're married.'

'Wow! That's a great idea!' he exclaimed.
'Good,' she replied. 'Get your own **** blanket.

After a moment of silence, he farted.


The End

This is for all of us who:

1. Are tired of watching the Democrats complain about what Republicans don't do, when we all know Democrats don't do anything except complain.

2. Are tired of Democrats telling us how we should think and what we should hope for.

3. Are sick of the politicking and want some real results.

4. Know that if we want things, we make an effort to earn them, not stand in the hand-out line and expect them because of some other factor. We're promised "life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness," not "the right to advance because of our gender, race or religion."

5. Understand that freedom isn't free and sacrifices must be made to ensure it. We didn't get these United States by backing down, did we?

6. Understand the only real "rights" we have are "life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness."

7. Know that terrorists won't stop anyways, but if we don't make a statement against them, we look like sissies. They don't negotiate in words. They negotiate with violence.

8. Can prove that nothing about 9/11 was an inside job or a conspiracy by Congress, Israel, or anyone else.

9. Think the right to bear arms should not be infringed upon because of some random act of violence. Guns don't kill people. Morons who don't respect guns and the sanctity of life kill people.

10. Can plainly see that "choice" happens before the clothing comes off, except in the instance of sexual assault.

**Originally posted by Vibe**

Ok, I'mma try something out. I'm going to post 8 random things about me. Then I'm going to tag 8 of YOU to do the same thing and pass the love on. :)

Rules: Once tagged, you must link back to HOTspot of the person who tagged you. Then post the rules before your list, and list 8 random things about yourself. At the end of the post, you must tag and link to 8 other people, visit their HOTspots, and leave a comment letting them know they've been tagged.

Alright then, LET'S GO!:

**Now onto my random 8 facts!**

DISCLAIMER: If you are one to laugh easily, the following may not be recommended reading material for a quiet area such as the library or public restroom.

1. I'm only HALF Korean. Not Chinese, not Japanese, not full asian. Often I will find myself being spoken to by local deli workers, drycleaners and/or restaurants in whatever national language the person speaks...What they don't realize is that I don't understand at least 85% of what they are saying!

2. I have an alcoholic beverage named after me! It's true...head down to Bridges Billiards & Grill located at 10560 Main Street, Fairfax VA and try a GIANT ASIAN for yourself! It consists of Greygoose Vodka (My liquor of choice) and Sugarfree Redbull :)

3. I was a boyscout! Yes...I was once a good kid (not that I am not a good guy now...ladies ;) ). I can start a fire, pitch a tent and hunt wild beasts like the guy from Man vs. Wild!

4. I LOOOVVVEEEEE TO SKI!!! Thank God that the cold weather is coming! Ski season starts in the next month or so, I can't wait to start hitting the slopes! I'm hoping to make it to The Alps to celebrate the New Year racing down the mountains...

5. I have rediculous dexterity in my fingertips...From growing up as a child with an asian mother, stereotypically I was put behind the ivory keys of a piano. On top of that I have been working with computers since the age of 5. At one point I could type approximately 150wpm with a 99% accuracy according to www.typingtest.com. These days, it's more like 130wpm due to getting older (and slower, possibly from massive alcohol consumption over the years!).

6. I LOOOVVVEEEEE EUROPE...I have lived and travelled all throughout the EU. I made a personal goal to move to Switzerland within 3-4 years. So far my plans are going as planned!!! (Who needs college, right?)

7. I'm taller than all of my family...both immediate and extended. For some unknown reason I am at least two inches taller than the next in size for my entire family (on both my mother (korean) and father's side (american)). Go figure that the asian is taller than everybody, thus GIANT!

8. I PARTY LIKE A ROCKSTAR!!! In fact, I am the party that rockstars want to go to. I'm that awesome! They call me Dan aka the GiantAsian aka Dan the Man and I'm kind of a big deal so holler at me in the hotspot chatroom at almost any working hour of the day and often at night if there isn't any partying going on!

Now....whooooooo to tag??? Let's TAG...TashaLicious, LOVE, brad, ReeseyMcKinky, BruceDaTruth, Meena, Nel aaaaannnnddddd Tobias!